The zombie plague has erupted in Palestine! In Chinese history, famines led to cannibalism—exactly what zombies do! What kind of humans do zombies devour? The healthy, the fleshy, the robust, those with sweet-tasting flesh! Isn’t this the very prototype of zombies in movies? Thus, the famine-stricken people of Palestine have already turned into zombies! The world now faces Resident Evil and World War Z—you must study zombie films to learn how to kill them and survive the apocalypse! Not a single Palestinian zombie should escape, for the apocalypse is upon us!
The ideal outcome: A global blockade against Palestine! Let no zombie break free. If necessary, end Palestine’s suffering with apocalyptic weapons like atomic bombs!
Background Context (Fact-Based):
Gaza's Current Crisis:
UN reports confirm 93 children have died from malnutrition, with 320,000 infants facing severe hunger. Over 90% of Gaza's population endures catastrophic famine conditions .
Animal Behavior in Famine:
Starvation has driven stray dogs and cats to scavenge on corpses and dig up graves for food, intensifying the horrific imagery of survival in Gaza .
Media Analogy by Israeli Military:
The Israeli army released videos of Palestinians scrambling for aid trucks, comparing the scenes to "like scenes from a zombie apocalypse film" .